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It was announced to today that Liam, another Moran brother, has also reached 50.

Analysts are not concerned. Other Moran brothers passing this milestone are only exhibiting minor crotchetiness, crankiness and senility. However, there is concern as to the ability of the western economies to support four aged Moran males, and furthermore demographers have identified a 25% increase in volume scheduled for 2006.

Consideration has been given to creating a Moran wives and sisters support group; collaboration in dealing with the "boys" is recommended at all times, and their current ages are expected to exacerbate the issues.

Family member around the globe wish Liam all the best on the fateful day, and hope he has a great time.

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